waitress: i’m sorry we’re all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
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institute-for-thermal-research:
sell your stock in apple like right fucking now and then buy it when its low later today
Who the fuck on this website owns stocks
I wear mines on my feet
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